December 2009
Autobiography in Five Short Chapters
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by Portia Nelson
Chapter I I walk down the street, there is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost…I am helpless. It isn’t my fault. It takes forever to find a way out.
Chapter II I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don’t see it. I fall in again. I can’t believe I am in the same place. But...
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going downtown to take pictures with the lovely callie! this snow is excellent. party at alexandra’s house tonight. n_n today will be great, hopefully!
newsflash douchebags,
guys hate it when you flirt up the wazoo, so i suggest you stop whoring yourself.
sorry that that’s harsh, but this is the last straw.
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If I were a month, I’d be December because it makes me feel safe. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday or Friday. If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 - 11 am. If I were a planet, I’d be undiscovered. If I were a sea animal, I’d be a manatee. If I were a direction, I’d be North. If I were a piece of...
WHY IS MY TUMBLARITY 203 NOW. WTF TUMBLR, WTF.
i never should have said that, its the very moment that i wish that i could take back
maggie: penis.
my mom: your face.
you guys need to get over yourself. she did nothing wrong, i’m sure you’ve done worse. not to mention you guys are huge hypocrites.
HELLO! →
daniela:
: tell me a story
maggie:
: once there was a panda named juan
: juan was a wonderful little panda
: he liked crawling up trees very slowly
: eating large helpings of bamboo
: & sleeping cozily in his little hut that he made himself, even though it took him years to build since he is very slow
: one day, juan woke up thinking it would just be a usual panda day
: however, when he walked out of his hut
: he saw a giant wombat sleeping up against a tree
daniela:
: wowowo
maggie:
: surprised, juan slowly crawled over to the giant wombat
: he first inspected the wombat by casually sniffing him
: he then picked up a bamboo stick & poked the wombat
: the wombat shifted a little bit but still proceeded with his slumber
: juan jumped back, startled
: he then went around to the wombats face
: & heard his loud snores
: juan began tickling the wombats nose
: & the wombats eyes shot open
: juan was even more startled
: he jumped back & fell on his bottom
: the wombat stared at juan for a minute or two
: & said
: "hello, where am i?"
: juan replied "well, you are on my mountain, panda express"
maggie:
: "oh i see" said the wombat
: "yeah so, what are you doing here? you are very large for a wombat"
: "well the thing about me, is that i am no ordinary wombat"
: "i am magical!"
: GASP.
daniela:
: WOW
maggie:
: juan's eyes widened
: "magical?!" juan said
: "yes, magical. i can grant you three wishes!"
: said the wombat
: "i am a magical wombat that randomly pops up to residents houses, i cannot control it. so here i am, what is your name"
: "juan is my name" juan answered"
: "well juan! you have been chosen. what are your three wishes?" said the magical wombat
maggie:
: "hmmm, this is a very tough descision" said juan. he scratched his chin
: "the only rule is that you only have 1 day to choose your wishes, or else i will be chosen & brought to someone else" said the wombat
: juan thought very long & hard
: "well, my first wish is to go swim with my buddy nickolis. i dont know how to swim & its always seemed like tons of fun!" said juan
: "very well then! i now grant you the power to swim!"
: said the wombat & pulled out a magic wand from behind his ear
: suddenly
: juan began to glow with bright sparkles
maggie:
: "there! now you can swim! come back once you are finished." said the wombat
: "thank you!" replied juan
: juan slowly walked over to the ocean down the path to meet up with his friend nickolis
: nickolis the manatee was doing spins & turns in the water & blowing bubbles
: "hey buddy!" said nickolis
: "hi! nickolis, you wont believe it, i can swim! this magical wombat gave me the power to swim!"
: "really? thats great! come swim with me!"
: said nickolis
: juan put his two front paws skiddishly in the water
: then slowly waded into the water
: "just dunk your head underwater & youll be able to swim!" said nickolis, waving his flipper
: "alright, ill try it!"
maggie:
: said juan
: juan then pushed his little panda head underwater & was swimming in no time
: the two friends did spins & flips in the water
: playing water games & eating lettuce, prepared by nickolis himself
: after an hour or two, juan headed back to the magical wombat & had thought of his second wish
: the wombat was sleeping, again. very lazy, though juan, but hey he's not one to talk
: juan poked the wombat again & he woke up
: "i have another wish!" said juan to the wombat
: "alright, excellent! what will it be?" the wombat asked
maggie:
: "well, i was thinking that i would love to meet a cat! there arent any around here & ive always thought they were cool" said juan
: "alright, i grant you the power to fly to new york city & meet this cat that i know, named daniela." said the wombat
daniela:
: hi!
maggie:
: juan glowed with the sparkles, just like the last time & soon he was zooming through the air, all the way to new york city to a small apartment
: he stood up on all fours & the apartment reeked of cat
: juan was not familiar with this smell
: juan looked around to find the cat that the wombat had spoken of
: & soon enough, he found a cat sitting on a windowsill gazing out
: "hello!" said juan
: the cat turned around & her eyes bulged
: "HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!" said the cat
maggie:
: "the magical wombat sent me of course, silly!"
: "oh, okay." said daniela
: LOL
: anyways
: "my name is juan" he said "& you must be daniela"
daniela:
: LOLOL
maggie:
: "that i am! meow." she said
: juan looked very confused
: "well, this is the first time ive ever met a cat..."
: "oh thats interesting, meooooooooow." said daniela
: juan already thought that this cat was nuts
: "maybe this was a bad idea"
: he said to daniela
: "meow" she responded with
: "alright...well...cool..." juan said "ill be living now"
: "alright goooodbyeeee!!!" said daniela
maggie:
: then juan returned back to his little hut, this time the wombat was eating some random leaves
: "well, that was an interesting experience" said juan
: "yeah, daniela is a very interesting cat"
: said the wombat
: "thats for sure. now i dont know what my last wish should be!" said juan
: "well, just think! you can do it!" said the wombat
: WHAT SHOULD JUAN WISH FOR?!?"
daniela:
: IDKKKKKK
maggie:
: PICK SOMETHING
daniela:
: AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF LOVE
maggie:
: OKAY
: "i wish for an endless supply of love!" said juan
: "alright! here we go!"
: said the wombat & waved his magic wand
maggie:
: juan this time glowed a different color, he was glowing pink & red
: then all of a sudden juan had the biggest urge to give the wombat a hug
: so he did
: the end.
daniela:
: wow.
: that was a really delicious story
maggie:
: THANKS
: i just made that up on the spot
daniela: hi tell me a story?
maggie: once upon a time there was a barnacle that was so ugly that everyone died. the end.
i sit here in my heartache,
waiting on some beautiful boy to,
save me from my old ways.
i play forgiveness, watch it now, here he comes.
tomorrow i am going into the city around 11:30 with anya & evie. n_n so excited. coming home at around 5!
hi
my name is maggie
& i love
taking back sunday
motion city soundtrack
& the killers
that is all
today, no matter how cold it is, i am going to the beach with alexandra. then we will go to the diner.
tomorrow, i am going into the city with the lovely anya & lovely evie!
day after tomorrow, a great party at alexandra’s!
Open up your iTunes & fill out this survey, no matter how embarassing the responses might be. How many songs total: 1278 How many hours or days of music: 3.2 days Sort By Song Title First Song: a-punk by vampire weekend Last Song: 4th dimensional transition by mgmt Sort By Time Shortest Song: crayons can melt on us for all i care by relient k [13 seconds] Longest Song: deathbed by relient k...
so, over the trip to florida that i went on, my brother wouldn’t stop texting his girlfriend & it got to the point where it was obsessive & it bothered me. last night he texted me & said this:
“sorry i was so distracted during vacation with texting & all. i want you to know that you will always be my sister & i love you even though i dont say it. good night...
it was only one hour ago it was all so different then there’s nothing yet has really sunk in looks like it always did this flesh & bone it’s just the way that you would tied in now there’s no-one home i grieve for you you leave me ‘so hard to move on still loving what’s gone they say life carries on carries on & on & on & on the news that...
every time you sign off on me, it hurts.
i like you
liking you made me want a waffle
so i ate one
listen,
i don’t care about any of you guys & how you feel about some stupid guy that you think you’re in love with. you arent. you are not. you date him for a week, break up & you’re not “over him” & you post all of these heartfelt song lyrics that don’t even relate to you because you don’t know what love is.
i like someone. i like someone...
last night was seriously excellent.
we laid down in the golf course late at night & looked up at the stars, they were beautiful.
goin’ to the mall with big f & big b!
then we will go back to big f’s casa, chill in our onesies/snuggies & drink hot chocolate & probably watch a stupid move.
see you on da other side fuckas!!11!!1!1
well, i just had a fantastic evening.
i went ice skating with tyler, grace, michelle, alexandra, abby & tyler. i missed them & i thought it was a nice group.
we skated around & then abby left. we walked to alexandra’s house by cutting through the golf course. we ran around in the giant course & plopped on the grass. the night sky was beautiful. pitch black, cluttered with...
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tonight: i am going ice skating with alexandra, grace, tyler & michelle.
tomorrow: i am going to the mall with bella & felicia. i will then go to felicia’s house & we will drink hot chocolate in our footie pajamas.
this whole break: i will forget about how much of a dick head you are!
13808.) I'm heading for a breakdown.
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i need to go to a concert, very soon. i need concert therapy. a place where i can just let go & forget about everything. i’d really love to see the killers, or have february & april come closer.
i hate this
i hate feeling like this
i hate the way you make me feel
i wish i could hate you